they don't sound as good outside my head

First, lyrics answers

1.  Killer for hire you know not yourself  [Interpol - Slow Hands]
2.  You're a damned kind can't you see  [Blind Guardian - Mirror Mirror]
3.  But in some way, hope it fucks with you  [Staind - Yesterday]
4.  Your absence is the morning, your presence is the night  [Darling Violetta - A Smaller God]
5.  They try to give me answers to questions I've never asked  [Stratovarius - Forever Free]
6.  See mercenaries of fear selling love, telling salvation comes from above  [Stratovarius - Infinity]
7.  Sometimes I think I must just let you be, let you be a horse  [Blond Redhead - Equus]
8.  Fake can be just as good  [Blond Redhead - Bipolar]
9.  His name was Rico, he wore a diamond  [Barry Manilow - Copacabana]
10.  I wonder why, I never wonder why, the easiest things are so hard  [The Bravery - Unconditional]
11.  Control me, console me, 'cause that's just how it should be done  [Interpol - NARC]
12.  Earth to Moon, it's the same as London-Rome  [Theatre of Tragedy - Fragment]
13.  I want to go with that French girl  [Theatre of Tragedy - Superdrive]
14.  There is no future nor the past, let us dwell in agony  [Demons & Wizards - Tear Down the Walls]
15.  Why can't you see that you are my child  [System of a Down - Forest]
16.  Somewhere in time when no virtues are left to defend  [Kamelot - The Haunting]
17.  Finger deep inside the borderline  [Tool - 46 and 2]
18.  To paradise with pleasure haunted, haunted by fear  [Nightwish - She Is My Sin]
19.  Your beauty cascaded on me in this white night fantasy  [Nightwish - Ever Dream]
20.  All the sky will scream with mystery  [Delerium - Truly]

Now, with the pending retirement of the WTP football team, I thought it would be appropriate to share with you all (at least, those of you who were on the team and would thus be minimally interested in this) all the good times we've had in picture form.  Let's roll the tape on these Mary Sues.

Our favorite Mexican easily beats a Colts corner for six

Strong safety Ashish shoots through the line in a blitz and scores a safety

Strong-side linebacker Emilia jumps in front of a shovel pass

But it's not as impressive as Husain's amazing one-handed interception

Hard-hitting middle linebacker Kai Li forces a fumble

Isn't that how you imagine might mite Ariane would sack a QB - by leaping onto his back?

Kevin (me) outleaps Champ Bailey for a jump ball in the endzone

A hard hit from Nose Tackle Musto makes Kurt Warner cough up the rock

Tight End Yiming spins away from Vrabel after a first down catch

 
Nikita's more of a possession slot receiver, but she beat everyone this time on a streak

Whoever heard of a quarterback stiff-arming a pass-rusher in the pocket?  Raman, apparently.  What a G.

Raman heroically stretches out for the touchdown

Roma likes to pick up QBs before she body-slams them

Scott bulls into the endozne despite having two guys on him

My favorite play, Scott makes an incredible catch on an rare errant high throw by Raman in the corner of the endzone, while keeping his tip-toes inbounds.

That's one way to break a tackle

Finally, Supaksh makes a beautiful leaping interception, highlighted by the stadium lights